Stupid But Funny

There was an email going around in my group today about the boss's birthday. You know the usual stuff, everyone give $2, when is the best time to present the cake to him, can someone stop and pick out a card, etc. I don't know what grabbed a hold of me but I decided I needed to reply using old timey speak so after taking a few minutes to decide what I wanted to say and how to phrase it I replied:

That’s a humdinger of an idea! :D
I vote the 15^th, I reckon that’ll send him into the weekend as happy as a dog with two tails!

I made myself laugh with that. Why don't people use these crazy words anymore? We need to start a wiki or something to catalog this stuff. Lol